Monday, July 11, 2011

i didnt post this ten minutes after my last post.

i have realized that i should not have canceled word of the blog. but. todays word is gonna make up for it. cause its gonna be awesome. its one of my favorite types of words.... : words that, when placed directly in front of an insult, makes the insult burn much much worse.

Pretentious!

i heard someone use this on someone else...even i felt intimidated.
i honestly have no idea what that word means. but i promise, you put that word in front of an insult, and you will seem a billion times more intimidating.
your welcome.

my body hates my guts.

today i outran sickness. thats right,children. sickness aint got nothin on THIS!
basically, i remember feeling sick and then the next thing i knew i was running frantically down the street. its cool how i totally showed sickness whos boss.

for all you runners out there, im really curious about something and maybe you can help. this happens when you are going about your running routine, getting toned tanned fit and ready, and you happen to pass someone else doing exercise things on the road. im talking about the brief and awkwardly polite moment of time.

Brief and awkwardly polite moment of time

you see the person approaching. you immediately realize you do not in fact know said person. person gets closer, your eyes meet, and something posesses both parties to do this polite little smile of recognition. you could have absolutely no connection other than satisfactory physical discipline in common. but we all do it. its the "hey.... your excercising!!... ha, me too....cool beans..." look.

while im please with the exceptional politeness of the active public, i have to say that i wish sometime someone will just give me a look that says something else. perhaps "you look like a goddess with your lime green sports bra and white shirt. keep it up, sexy." or maybe "im really tired and sweaty....so im gonna go head and look away when we make eye contact."

yeah thats all i got. sorry for canceling word of the blog.