common sense says......

common sense is a strange and beautiful concept for some people. for others, it comes pretty naturally. (me, john stamos, jack bauer and some other select few) at any rate, lets talk about the proud and plentiful who do not posess this mysterious mental phenomena.

it might be beneficial to read this like a gameshow. and common sense is like a big wheel. and when it says "common sense says...." it gets really dramatic and bob barker throws his unmicrophoned hand in the air when the answer is announced. k go.

shall we start off with the idiots who made a frying pan with a metal handle? lets break this down, people... metal carries heat. heat is hot. heat burns people who trust in the production of user friendly frying pans. like me. due to the fact that i was craving potstickers and was incredibly enthusiastic in reaching for the handle of death and destruction, the fingers of my left hand no longer have fingerprints. just kidding. but it hurts really bad. does putting metal on a vital part of a heat-cooking utensil seem like a brilliant move? common sense says!!!..... no.

what else? ummmm maybe this does not particularly deal with common sense, maybe more along the lines of courtesy. but is it just me, or does it seem incredibly rude to make a curling iron in which the handle and the iron are the same color? do you guys catch my drift? reaching for a curling iron while your busy holding your hair and your dignity with your other hand, could prove to be seriously detrimental to your beloved hands.  all im asking for is some peripheral vision friendly curling irons in the world. because yes, my left thumb has a pretty jacked up print now. and i think that maybe it could cause me to be able to get away with murder. just a thought.

back to the lack of common knowledge in the world. like dvd players in which if you lose the remote, your player becomes desperately worthless. its an accepted fact of life that americans lose remotes. we know, its ok. italians are good at food and asians suck at driving. and americans lose remotes. everyone knows. so why, oh dvd company, made in the US, would you make such a condescending and evil device? common sense says!!....cause you're an idiot.

i suppose i could go on. no, im positive i could go on. but its a little cynnical and redundant because im just trying to give a wonderful blanket judgement with: everyone in the whole world is stupid except me, john stamos, jack bauer and bob barker (i added the last one in cause i remember what a smart and beautiful salt and peppered man he is)

author's note: for those of you who want to avoid humans who don't have common sense, here are a few things previously mentioned that you should look out for: Enzo Milano curling irons, Thomas Rosenthal frying pans, and Clearplay dvd systems. good luck.

holy crap! guys i forgot word of the ...blog! so this is me one day later, correcting my terribly uncooth move.
word of the...blog!
Ambrosial (am-brose-eee-ullll): delightful. "Avoiding stupid people and things will inevitably make your life more ambrosial."